Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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