he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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