Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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