We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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