dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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