i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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