What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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