I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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