can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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