Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I miss vodka workout Fridays
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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