So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
That's when you crack a 10am beer
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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