Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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