R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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