We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?