my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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