so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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