only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I have tasted many bathrooms
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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