She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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