Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
