My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
His hands were made for my vagina.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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