is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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