I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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