Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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