If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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