11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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