Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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