This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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