i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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