I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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