North Korea, Best Korea!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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