Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
