we're blogging at a bar
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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