Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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