my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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