Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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