I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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