maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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