Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Randomize
