that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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