problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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