sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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