make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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