woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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