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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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