I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize