She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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