Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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