im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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