Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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