I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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