I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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