is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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