Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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