I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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