im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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