Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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