everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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